From My Lips - To Your Face

So, your Auntie Lindsey popped in last night for a brief visit. Actually, it was a gift drop. Your Auntie Lindsey sure loves you. She was in New York for the weekend and she brought you back an FAO Schwartz bear. She can't go away anywhere without bringing you back something. Well, this time she brought Mommy something too! It's called "Lip Injection" by Too Faced. You see what it does is plump up your lips to make them look a bit fatter. Why would anybody want to do this you ask? Well, because women like to think that they look pretty and for some reason we think that fatter lips will make us more beautiful...dumb huh? sooo......this morning while I was getting ready for work I put the famous Lip Injection on and BOY it was goopy! In the meantime you woke up and I picked you up out of your crib and gave you a big kiss on the cheek. You and Jack were downstairs having your MacDonald's pancakes while Mommy ran upstairs quickly to finish getting dressed and when I came down you had a big, red welt on the side of your face. I asked Big Brother Jack what happened and he didn't know. I thought..hmmm....what did Jack do to you?

The more time that passed the more distinct that little mark became. Yup, there it was! Mommy's lips as a welt on your cheek. Luckily this stuff is only supposed to last an hour. Let's hope for your sake it does!!